March 2nd, 2010

THIS IS MY BOSSLADY

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no joke!

http://www.estellemusic.com/video/freak-ft-kardinal-offishall/

watch her give some serious missy elliott and werk the eff outta this david guetta track.

i see she’s also doing the glitter lipstick that i’ve rocked passionfruit-style just two posts below.  ;)

March 1st, 2010

THIS WILL ALL BE ON THE QUIZ

…a few of the references from my 2 upcoming new photolooks…

look 1:

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look 2:

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and, of COURSE, overall:

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February 28th, 2010

LEPSTECK.

…just a taste…

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kiss me and you’ll be sticky with glitz for days.

also, rocky horror moment…

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February 21st, 2010

WE COULD TOTALLY BE SISTERS.

<3  great minds think alike! and love undereye glitz + blush contouring <3

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February 21st, 2010

FIRE. FIERCE. ICE.

<<< can we just talk about skater-boize?!?! >>>

johnny weir, giving us pee wee herman meets jack skellington meets a monet painting, plus 160 lbs of high-octane GLAMOUR

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this is what be-gelled glambassador gold medalist evan lysacek looks like when i’m doing him:

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…and this is what he looks like when i’m doing him a “favor”…

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scott moir is so hottmoir…super jealous of tessa virtue.  but, like, your name is tessa virtue…so i can’t stay mad at tue.

(photo not from 2010 olympics…the one from last night’s ice dancing didn’t feature enough scottness)

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how about prince charming himself, stephane lambiel?  pure delicious.

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…or artful bad-boy bronze medalist daisuke takahashi?!?!

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…or glorious man-boy hunk brian joubert?!

(this photo isn’t from vancouver; apparently they only captured him falling on camera this year.)

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the sexbombs just keep on dropping.  i cannot wait four more years to watch these uber-babes slink around the ice wearing skintight onesies.

what channel do the non-olympic competitions air on all year?!  help a girl out.

February 20th, 2010

I AIN’T SAYIN SHE A REAL GINGER

check me out on the “gingers in the city” blog!

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and also…lol….

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February 19th, 2010

MORE CHEVONNESPIRATION

finished up my tracks w the super genius, super fresh, super fun Larry Tee!!  you guys will gag.

his shit is so good!!!  here’s some amazing stuff to watch.

this track just got re-mixed by Sean Garrett and recorded by Shontelle, on the maj labes tip! but in my opinion, can’t go wrong with Princess Superstar and shitloads of tongue.

mel merio is totally the love child of Nico, Nena, and Rachel Zoe. larry gave me a preview of her record and it’s pretty damn sick!

while i was at larry’s studio, he also showed me this stuff. it’s changing my life as we speak:

some other very on-the-pulse friends have also sent me stuff to watch. look!

so much tude!

i can’t believe i didn’t know about this video (link below) before…def getting schooled in all things electroclash and really liking it. never again will i be late to a groundbreaking-genre-party!!
(yuck, embedding was disabled.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y3m9vSdFbM&feature=fvst

and then, of course, there has to be something totally cheesy in here.  gawd, i can’t help myself but i love this kid, especially when he’s performing a vintage Lady Gaga song with a guitarist whose guitar is befuckingdazzled!!

February 16th, 2010

MIXTAPE #5: MS. VALENTINE

new and improved! no illegal downloading, just a GrooveShark widget.

also, i’ll leave out the track-by-track commentary and let you experience it ya’self!

i will say that the theme of this mixtape is letting go of crushes that have gone (stupidly) unrequited too long, dates who are “just not that into you” (and realizing that it’s HIS fault, not yours), and confused exes who don’t know what they want.  only YOU really know how you want/need to be loved, so embrace yourself as your own year-round valentine and fuck everything else!! <3

February 16th, 2010

BUMP THIS

went to a potluck chinese new year party at my chickfriend’s place tonight, and some videogems were unearthed that i HAD to pass on to youseguys.

these trinidadian soca bangers were enough to send all my dumb emo hangups packing, never to return.

…not to mention i had a sick valentine’s day weekend eruption of girlytime, chickpartying, and drinking — something i barely ever get to do when i’m swirling in and out of the city in my ice-blue betchmobile!! so, chevonne the sad/tortured ahhrtiste has left the building.

(fyi — “palance” is a word the band created.  palancing is basically just partying your ass off, preferably with fuzzy creatures and a moonbounce.)

February 11th, 2010

GRRLS

i like this song!  (not the video; it looks like a shoddy version of a NYLON editorial or, like, the parts of gossip girl when they’re doing drugs)

…but coco sumner (sting’s daughter) is totally owning so much of her dad’s sexy phrasing, and robyn is hittin us with some swedish heatballs.

“can you fly?” “yup.”

sounds a little schoolgirl-angsty but i’m into it; love “caesar” rhyming with “t-shirt.”

give us more, coco!