i’m gonna totally diary out for a minute.  no lurking LJ for me…

although i take pride in how fabulous i am at being single, i have to say that so far, 2010 has been a year of colossal fuckups with boys!

i love myself and know for DAMN sure that i’m worth loving!  it’s just…why don’t these guys, these guys i respected, desired, appreciated..i even loved one of them…why couldn’t they see that too?

beyonce knows what i’m talking about.

maybe i’m just plain too intense, too much woman for one good boy to handle.  or maybe B’s right…maybe they’re all just plain…dumb.

(from David and Cathy Guetta’s “F*** Me, I’m Famous” party in Miami, sound check 3.28.10)

wellll here’s a big “my bad” to my (small but amazing) readership!!!!  there is absolutely NO excuse for me having been gone from the blogosphere for almost a month.

will some pics, a youtube vid, and a travel-vlog (editor’s note: had to take it out bc obvs i didn’t html-code it correctly) straight from my very own camera make it up to you?

no?  FINE, i’ll make out with you.  but only this once.

here i am at F-WORD in nyc on friday; i performed a song on a stage decorated with a towel-covered bed and lotion.  a judge from mexico’s next top model threw a dollar at me.  omg MY FIRST PAID GIG!

fyi NO that is not cameltoe…my mama’s vintage lingerie (yes, she is a babe) is just a little bunchy in the ladyparts area, ohhKAY?!

alexis arquette (loving that side-eye and the fluoro pink), my buddy king ralphy from gaysocialites.com, and yours truly

isis & me…whose hurr is scurrier?!

i made a wonderful new friend:  berlin-based dj and producer xavier j.  into our color-coordination.  prom datezzz

me with jerico of the angels…that’s a lot of look

before my set at the ny friars club…definitely shook it up in there.  jumped into the audience and accosted a table of talkers.  no one interrupts my set, babies!

lastly, in case you wanted to know what i look like doing team estelle’s most intricate background-singer choreography…

(via estellemusic.com)

yes, it’s 4:34 am and i am just getting back from my work grind.

(what i mean is, after the show i was at the club, sitting in VIP, having champagne and shots with Estelle and Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes.  how the FUCK did i get here?!?! counting my blessings.)

so this is where my job put me up this weekend.  the bad romance set (hahaaa).

but seriously, this place is amazing.

last night, i met and heard/saw an AMAZING funk performer/songwriter, china black!  check her out and be amazed!!!

i’d like to end on this:  super-sized mannequins and super-creeper childrenquins…

oh, and how can we forget FRICTION DANCING?!? lolol

FINALLY uploaded my vegas/arizona trip photos from early this month.  in miami now for Winter Music Conference!  Estelle is blowin it up as per uszh.

anyway, listen to the above sexy Gorillaz track, peep these flicks, and think of this:

gambling, ambling, rambling.  sisters, blisters, hipsters.

emails, text trails.  friend request, ample chest.  cliche, ring tray.

t-shirt sunsets, long lost thunderpets.  plaid shirt mystery, high school fantasy.

and of course, track lights.

worthy of a hipster airbrush T

a nice big healthy ‘cock

sneakers and busted hair not pictured

srsly?!?!

i call this one “vagina rock”

definitely not new york.

hello, couture.

fuck yeah i climbed it!

these two are totally boning

not even a little bit photoshopped

so gorgeous it hurts

i’ve always been a slut for purple.

hahaha that was totally, like, aunt chevonne’s road trip slideshow.  ahh, america.

this website is amazing.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

these are my personal favorites:

i actually think i know a few chicks who look “totally biebz”…i may have to snap some evidence on the sly…

my new dayjob yall!!!! we killed it at SXSW 2010!!!!!!!

vids from Billboard.com Bungalow 3/20:

(official Billboard.com video)

pics from Digiwaxx show at The Ranch 3/19:

vids from Latitude 30 show 3/18 (i pop in at the end of the first one)

…can’t see me in this one but you can hear me NAILIN that high part in the beginning!!!

perez hilton party 3/20!  (check the 2:10ish mark for literally one hot second of our performance)

saw this piece “Holy Dominatrix, Batman!” by Nelson de la Nuez @ a craft show.  shoulda purchased the print version!

can’t wait until i’m reunited w my camera connector so i can post some vacation pics…

to all the single-monikered “Ch” chickdivas (and one discodelicious band) i can think of, a toast!   chambord, anyone?

to chewing out chastity!  to cherry-chomping!  to cheeky championesses in chevrolets!  cha-CHINGGG!

…fyi, funk singer cheyenne apparently isn’t searchable on grooveshark.  :(

also, why haven’t we yet experienced a pop star named chandelier?!?!  there better be some bitch out there ready to turn some shit out duet-style with me!!!

…how radiant kat dennings is.  and by radiant, i mean bangin.

that is all.

i can’t believe i didn’t know about maison martin margiela’s Artisanal couture line until now.  it’s all this elevated, painstakingly ornate DIY with the creme de la creme of vintage materials and found items….

….and it’s, like, STUPID too!  a vinyl-record dress.  a christmas-tinsel jacket.  a luggage coat.  a fan bolero.  a friggin “fur” made out of plastic clothing label fasteners….the ones you innocently rip off after buying something way lamer than MMM Artisanal!

spring 2010, pajama pants made out of strings of pearls

fall 2009, fan bolero

spring 2009, comb dress

fall 2008. newsprint jacket (look at how EFFING SYMMETRICAL it is) and vinyl-record dress

fall 2007, christmas-tinsel jacket

unfortunately, margiela’s already left his post, and the spring 2010 collection was his last! (check the archives and cry about it!!!)

but GUYZ…like, WOW. this makes my mind do backflips.  i need to masturbrain hard-core and see if i can conjure up similar magic…i know i’ve got it in there somewhere…….