(from David and Cathy Guetta’s “F*** Me, I’m Famous” party in Miami, sound check 3.28.10)

wellll here’s a big “my bad” to my (small but amazing) readership!!!!  there is absolutely NO excuse for me having been gone from the blogosphere for almost a month.

will some pics, a youtube vid, and a travel-vlog (editor’s note: had to take it out bc obvs i didn’t html-code it correctly) straight from my very own camera make it up to you?

no?  FINE, i’ll make out with you.  but only this once.

here i am at F-WORD in nyc on friday; i performed a song on a stage decorated with a towel-covered bed and lotion.  a judge from mexico’s next top model threw a dollar at me.  omg MY FIRST PAID GIG!

fyi NO that is not cameltoe…my mama’s vintage lingerie (yes, she is a babe) is just a little bunchy in the ladyparts area, ohhKAY?!

alexis arquette (loving that side-eye and the fluoro pink), my buddy king ralphy from gaysocialites.com, and yours truly

isis & me…whose hurr is scurrier?!

i made a wonderful new friend:  berlin-based dj and producer xavier j.  into our color-coordination.  prom datezzz

me with jerico of the angels…that’s a lot of look

before my set at the ny friars club…definitely shook it up in there.  jumped into the audience and accosted a table of talkers.  no one interrupts my set, babies!

lastly, in case you wanted to know what i look like doing team estelle’s most intricate background-singer choreography…

(via estellemusic.com)