THE RETURN OF THE GUITAR GOD(DESS)?!?

remember the days when we would put posters on the wall of MUSICIANS?!? cuhRAAzy to think of it now, in the super depressing age of Guitar Hero and Rock Band and, like, TweetTappin or iHumpin or whatever new poo they have out.

…as incubus once said, “wait!  there is a light!  there is a fire!”

and that piece of white-hot genius is called Orianthi!!!!

i have been talking about her to eeeveryone but no one gets why i’m so excited.

i am hoping this will usher in a new age of  mainstream rawk-virtuoso worship.  because eddie, prince, lenny, and slash are cruising past middle age!!!

…and maybe this time, the chicks will rule and the boys will drool.

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