i’m sort of free and waiting for shiz to happen at the moment, so i’ve been spending a leetle too much time on the internet.

not to mention my boyworld has gone a bit berserk and i’m feeling pretty deprived of lovin…what better way to cure boredom and restless hormones than to look at freakin spring 2010 haute couture on elle.com?

here are some of my fave looks:

GIVENCHY

omg i LOVE strange/avant takes on menswear for women!  love this styling too

effortless, traffic-stopping, a bit kooky!  in love

part zodiac, part harlequin, also glam-rock

emerald +  mesh top + spangled flipflops = cyberpunk sari heaven

i think i’ve found a new dream wedding dress.  kickin the one in this post straight to the curb.

CHANEL

if i had a valentine, i’d wear any one of these while sweetly/maniacally aiming my arrows assward:

omg SO lagerfeld.  LIVING for this one

this screams “i’m five, it’s my birthday, and some nasty boy just spilled sno-cone on my new barbie doll!!! KILL KILL”

DIOR

Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors meets the B-52s

very David Lynch villainess

GAULTIER

amazon princess mafia?

crazy cat lady wins lottery, moves to Pandora

ARMANI PRIVE

genius! looks like her body is frozen in a glamourous ice cube

60s, 80s, Jetsons-style futuristic…very luxe-looking fabric!

ALEXIS MABILLE

Cruella DeVille’s granddaughter Cruellita

old-lady glam punched in the vadge by cobalt

cue orchestra, spiral staircase entrance, burning of philandering husband’s prized possessions

ANNE VALERIE HASH

Karen O moment!  looks like no room for boobies though

(looks in closet filled with Mom’s vintage, Forevs21, and H&M) ……someday……