…that’s what kids in school called me when i was like 6.
the better to craft eyeshadowscapes, my dears.
another Illamasqua-inspired experiment:  ”metallic pastels,” as worn to a big fancy music-industry charity gala.   yes, GALA.  GAHHLAHHH.

did this one in the car!!! yummmz, municipal lot!

cmj, nyc. 20 min. sang to new traxxx.
boys drooled and girls fistpumped. friends came!!!! a success.

having a Dieter moment courtesy of Paintbrush for Mac…

my CMJ show was awesome!  tough crowd…they were there to see hardcore rock and punk, but they got some girlfunk instead.  whatevs, the musicsplooge knows no boundaries; it spreads wherever it wants to!  (how’s that for imagery? harr har)
tried a new makeup concept, based on this SICK Illamasqua genius lookcreation.  did it work?!

didn’t have that [...]

a phrase i live by 24/7.
here are some battles i choose to fight, and the outcomes:
diet vs pleasurechow:  PLEASURECHOW
realism vs drag :  DRAG
skanky vs celibate:  CELIBATE
chick-flick vs testosterfest:  TESTOSTERFEST
beer vs wine:  BEER
dem vs repub:  NEITHER, Y’ALL
leather vs lace:  DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE AS LONG AS  GAULTIER AND BALMAIN ARE IN BUSINESS
guitar vs bass:  BASS
manipedi vs [...]

…and her name is “Catcall.”  written by yourz truly, produced by Larry Tee.  she’s waiting to shed her CD-R skin and become a Real Song. (if a song is born from a glitterbrain and no one’s there to danceparty, it don’t make a sound!!!)
now there is a bangin, bassy, booty-y funz-anthem for all of this:

we’ve [...]

i’d like you to meet my new dress.

concepted and co-designed by yours truly!!

is creating a gold-lame-gloves-on-girlyparts dress. (pic to come, youse will like!)
and changing your hair to look more like rural Jerz trees in autumn.

take that, hormones!!! i retaliate with FIERCEFIRE.

“free to scream, free to bathe, free to paint my toes all day…HOO!”

my first celebrity crush.  or second…it was either him or jim carrey.

she’s everything i want to be…

…apparently, i’m not the only one, either.  no dis, mz amos!!!!  ;)