NOIRGASM: ME AT NAUGHTY FORTY?

Just watched a killer film-noir from 1945; “Mildred Pierce” starring Joan Crawford.   Mommie Dearest aside, gurl radiated “haute power-bitch with a heart of gold” with sextroardinary flair.

If these costumery shots don’t make you freak out, I don’t know what will.  This was NINETEEN FORTY-FIVE.

There was the “sexy labor” look:

bottom half...amazing stems, Joan.

bottom half...amazing stems, Joan.

top half...omgz, the suspenders, the flirty plaid...

top half...omgz, the suspenders, the flirty plaid...

whole thing!  yeah, y'know, just hanging shit, looking perfect...

whole thing! yeah, y'know, just hanging shit, looking perfect...

Then there was this “Don’t fuck with me, please, thank you, and you’re welcome.  But damn, am I whimsical!” look:

no words!!!! NO. WORDS.

no words!!!! NO. WORDS.

gotta showcase the shoes too. killer.

gotta showcase the shoes too. killer.

Here are some more hair and hat highlights:

such a futuristic shape.  dominatrix pinup poodle?

such a futuristic shape. dominatrix pinup poodle.

YES!!!! omfg yes yes yes.

YES!!!! omfg yes yes yes.

the asymmetry is so punk rock (before it existed)...

the asymmetry is so punk rock (before it existed)...

...the back is like a sculpture!!!

...the back is like a sculpture!!!

J-Crawf’s costar Eve Arden was mega-brassy and hilarious.  She worked it in this look, which I’d wear tomorrow if someone gifted it to me:

IMG_0959 look at this bod and this hair!!!

look at this bod and this hair!!!

This number on Ann Blyth (jeez, who looks this good at 17?!?) is pretty amazing too.  More girly, but wowz.

Annex - Blyth, Ann (Mildred Pierce)_NRFPT_03

As anti-fur as I am, I can’t help but drool over this glamorosity:

hardcore silhouette

hardcore silhouette

check the glitz detail on her shirt.  hot

check the glitz detail on her shirt. hot

this is the best picture i could get of the equally glittery bag...serious It Bag, even now.

this is the best picture i could get of the equally glittery bag...serious It Bag, even now.

I don’t know about youse, but I kind of don’t want to wear jeans or nude lipstick ever again!

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