I’LL BUTTER YOUR POPCORN IF YOU VISIT MY BOX OFFICE

It’s Labor Day, which means summer is pretty much over.

Raging hot summer hormones, sun-drenched afternoon delights, and skin-baring mansembles will soon be replaced with white-hot winter hormones, bearskin-rug-fireplace fantasies, and sexy man-sweaters. Can’t decide which I like more.
But let’s give the former a proper farewell send-off. I give you my top 5 Summer Blockbuster Hot Pieces of Dude:

Idris Elba in “Obsessed.” Yeah, that movie came out in April, I know. I’m still not over his incredible yowza factor.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt in “500 Days Of Summer.” You can draw me any day….

John Cho in “Star Trek.” That scowl, those brows….oh wowz.

Samm Levine in “Inglourious Basterds.” There’s somethin bout a pasty comic actor in uniform that just does it for me.

Gerard Butler in “Gamer.” Lookin a lil orangey here, but I am feeling all of this.
Summer blockbusters may be on the way out, but I’m not gonna fret. All the triple-threat hotties in “Fame,” Taylor Lautner as Jacob in “New Moon” (sorry, guilty jailbait pleasure), and the unbelievably tantalizing Rain in “Ninja Assassin” are worth anticipating!

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