FASHION SHOW, FASHION SHOW, FASHION SHOW AT LUNCH! (PT 2)

What’s a chick to do when she can’t think about food? (Yom Kippur is hard-core, youse guyz)  Think about clothes!!!

Imma continue my Spring 2010 Fashion Week(s) blog-voyeur-fashionspective.  These are kind of “leftovers” from Pt 1, but there are still some dazzlers in there.

I found a couple pieces of menswear I’d really like to estro-size:

(Custo Barcelona)  Prince in "Purple Rain" meets Bret Easton Ellis jaded playboy antihero.  If only those pants could fit some hips, and that jacket could accommodate my rack.

(Custo Barcelona) Prince in "Purple Rain" meets Bret Easton Ellis jaded playboy antihero. If only those pants could fit some hips, and that jacket could accommodate my rack.

These Jeremy Scott sneakers are seriously sent from opalescent effervescent colorheaven.

These Jeremy Scott sneakers are seriously sent from opalescent effervescent colorheaven.

And some of the mainstream fashion houses made me spaz over surprising splotches of col-orgy:

Giorgio Armani, this electric confection is perfection!  Not sure about that tiny baby bubblegum purse though.

Giorgio Armani, this electric confection is perfection! Not sure about that tiny baby bubblegum purse though.

This DKNY ensemble isn't ALL that special, but I love it with those shoes, and I could TOTALLY over-accessorize it in many bizarre-tistic ways.

This DKNY ensemble isn't ALL that special, but I love it with those shoes, and I could TOTALLY over-accessorize it in many bizarre-tistic ways.

Now THIS is Jersey-shore-wear...swanky yet skanky.  I'd do it with some strange-shaped shades.

(Prada) Now THIS is Jersey-shore-wear...swanky yet skanky. I'd do it with some strange-shaped shades.

Even a typically preppier label like Derek Lam infused sweet-azz colors, prints, shapes, and contrast into the spring stuff:

Feeling the airbrushy spring-brights makeup and prep-punk hair!!  This is like my fantasy version of "Sexy Librarian."

Feeling the airbrushy spring-brights makeup and prep-punk hair!! This is like my fantasy version of "Sexy Librarian."

I can't stand "little black dress" ensembles.  BORING!!  This is what I'd wear instead.  With, of course, some colorsplosions dangling from arms and ears..

I can't stand "little black dress" ensembles. BORING!! This is what I'd wear instead. With, of course, some colorsplosions dangling from arms and ears...and better shoes!

Purple is the color of my musical religion, and grapes are sexy as hell.  Needs a weird summer scarf to eff it up.

Purple is the color of my musical religion, and grapes are sexy as hell. Needs a weird summer scarf to eff it up.

Usually I loathe white pants and that up-to-the-ribs cut, but this is DOIN it fo me!!!

Usually I loathe white pants and that up-to-the-ribs cut, but this is DOIN it fo me!!!

I’m not exactly the wedding-having type, or even the marrying type for that matter…but DAMN, if I can wear this thing with 7-inch heels and a curve-hugging, glittery slipdress underneath, start the wedding march! (House of Holland):

yeah, the granny panties have got to go, and for G-Ma's sake gotta put away the titties, but otherwise i'm sold!

Yeah, the granny panties have got to go, and for G-Ma's sake gotta put away the titties, but otherwise i'm sold!

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