I’ve been collecting AMAZEFACE photo samples from Spring 2010 Fashion Week(s).
Obviously tons of designers have been crashing my colorbrainparties. How else would they know exactly which specific col-orgies make me die inside? (In the good way.)
Okay, enough blabberz!! TO THE PICS!!
Uh, I’ve only been talking about hair suits since FEBRUARY. Got one in coral? (Charlie Le Mindu)
Spring in NYC would be SO much better with these looks on my bod (Diane von Furstenberg):
If I had a real job, I’d show up to work in this tie candy (Anna Sui):
There is NOTHING — I mean, NOTHING I love more in life than autumn-tree colors, autumn smells, autumn food, autumnsex, autumnANYTHING! So thanks, designers, for sneaking somma that deliciousness in there:
Manish Arora Fall/Winter...have you fainted yet?
(more Manish)....how bout now?! GAWD, the shapes!!! The friggin craftsmanship!!
(Christian Siriano) If only I could be a babely tree for one night, with that gorgeous model's honeyed brown skin tone....YOW
How about some luxe spring cleaning outfits? Can’t you imagine it? Dancing to Ludacris, eating chocolates, brandishing your feather duster… (Just Cavalli):
I hate anything babydoll or cutesy, but i’m in Bjork-love with this stuff! To be styled with the coral mohawk I’ve just discovered I can scuplt on myself (Moschino):
Jetski lessons, art opening, scaring your dad’s co-workers…these Proenza Schouler looks fit any strange sexy occasion:
(see earlier Brutal Legend post) This Rodarte thang is what I’d wear while kicking rawkmetal ass with Eddie Riggs (aka animuscled Jack Black):
Other pieces felt like I designed them myself, out of the sequins, feathers, and acid-trip dreampatterns that fill my nights:
(Matthew Williamson) Clutch look all-around. I'd do some big hair though.
Obviously I wouldn't wear bows on my shoes unless they were fang-bows, so fanks Matthew W.
(Chris Benz) This is what it looks like when I start changing into a Muppet at midnight. Were-Muppet?
Chris Benz
(Custo Barcelona) A great excuse for my panties to be showing.
I’m slowly realizing this fashionspective is gonna have to be a 2-parter. I’ll close this post with a pair of shoes I can imagine myself doing LOTS of freakyfierce things in (Gucci):
