word on the street is that “august is the new september”…so i’m asking myself some back-2-skool (as in skool of hard knoxx) pop quiz questions.

i.

this month i wrote scads of songs

but never posted?

ii.

my mojo came back

after going off the pill

hmm…paradox much?

iii.

what do you prefer

drunken karaoke douche

or dude nailin it?

iv.

had a dream last night

that i hit on bill clinton

sexy or dream-fail?

v.

feminist musings

i feel inspired to clean, cook

is this wrong or strong?