…my photo shoot went off on Wednesday.

Yes, I mean went off. Like a sexplosive! Like a frizzercracker! Like a rhinestone chaosboy!! Like a ch-ch-cherry bomb!!!!

Hairscuplture. Heels. Fire. Booze. Screaming. Cheap thrills!!! Motel indiscretions!!! aksjrfgfdmvbskfj

Catering was provided by a roadside gas station…nothing like Cheetos and PopTizzles before slipping into nothin’ but hot pants!