Archive for July, 2009

HAIKU THOUGHTS 2 July 23rd, 2009

i.
katy perry scores
manhattan clique remix rules
vegas song’s now good

ii.
will debut new jam
about girls getting cat-called
in two days, with synth

iii.
happy birthday mom
also, happy birthday sis
i’m pretty broke now

iv.
i’m fascinated
by solange knowles’s twitter
she’s kind of awesome

v.
someone should start up
a place where they teach burlesque
to bored girls in jerz

FASHIONGASM July 5th, 2009

The girls in the Brazilian band CSS are HELLA LUCKY.

Check out the sequinspandexfantasia!!!!!

You can get a better look here…this designer, Peggy Noland, is crazy genius. AND she’s only 25.

In other “I want” news, I saw BOTH of these marked down in the mall from a bazillion dollars to half a bazillion dollars. [...]

YOUSE GUYS ARE GOING TO FLIP. July 3rd, 2009

I wish I had preview pics to show you….

…my photo shoot went off on Wednesday.

Yes, I mean went off. Like a sexplosive! Like a frizzercracker! Like a rhinestone chaosboy!! Like a ch-ch-cherry bomb!!!!

Hairscuplture. Heels. Fire. Booze. Screaming. Cheap thrills!!! Motel indiscretions!!! aksjrfgfdmvbskfj

Catering [...]