i.
hetero dudes speak
in all movie quotes sometimes
i just don’t get it.
ii.
gym clothes are so lame
next time i’ll do pilates
in a bustier
iii.
there are some playlists
that you just can’t listen to
alone at midnight
iv.
for this halloween
i’ll sex up an old classic
lil’ whore-phan annie
v.
beyonce haiku
oh oh OH, oh oh OH oh
oh OH oh oh OH
I <3 your illustrated haikus.
AMAZINGLY CHE-BAM.
-win