Archive for June, 2009

YOU CAN LOOK FOR NIPPLES BUT YOU WON’T FIND ANY June 28th, 2009

I went out this evening in brand-new togs! You like?

MIXTAPE #2: BARBIE AND THE ROCKERS June 25th, 2009

this photo is a friendly steal from my friend rachel’s fb page…

apparently The Rockers are Apollonia, Stevie Nicks, Rick Astley, Teena Marie, Debbie Gibson, and Karyn White.

In honor of 1986 Barbie’s re-release (I had the real one!!! Sadly, her earrings were chopped off, and her rad outfit got lost [...]

JAZZLE DAZZLE, or WHEN A RICH OLD LADY SHAKES HER HEAD "NO" June 23rd, 2009

Saw Jamie Cullum on Saturday night with my mom…she is very funky and pretty and wacky, also the nicest and most selfless person in the universe! I was a big dumbface on Mother’s Day and didn’t get my act together, so I’m hoping our fun date made up for [...]

HAIKU THOUGHTS June 17th, 2009

i.
hetero dudes speak
in all movie quotes sometimes
i just don’t get it.

ii.
gym clothes are so lame
next time i’ll do pilates
in a bustier

iii.
there are some playlists 
that you just can’t listen to
alone at midnight

iv.
for this halloween
i’ll sex up an old classic
lil’ whore-phan annie

v.
beyonce haiku
oh oh OH, oh oh OH oh
oh OH oh oh OH

I’D KISS THE HEM… June 13th, 2009

…of the Divine Miss M.

REAL LIVE MIXTAPE, FOR YOUSE GUYS!!! June 12th, 2009

“MEET CHEVONNE”…mixed by yours truly.  The first of many!  This one’s a starter kit, a sampler of my many playlist flavors.
Download it here, forrealz!  

http://www.divshare.com/download/7649218-ad2
(a few of the songs are “locked,” whatever that means…if you can’t grab them from here, go dig em up yourself! promise it’s worth it.)
1. Her Hair Is On [...]

FISH N CHIPS N VINEGAR, VINEGAR AND ROCK! June 12th, 2009

     Blah blah blah, haven’t blogged in 2 weeks, blah blah.  Moving on:

     So I went to see Amanda Palmer play at the Highline Ballroom last week, and it blew my mind.  If you don’t know about Amanda and/or her band The Dresden Dolls, please get your azz over here and here and [...]