Archive for April, 2009

GOT ME LOOKIN SO DAISY RIGHT NOW April 30th, 2009

     I never thought I’d empathize with a reality TV tartlet.  I never thought I’d actually look at a dating-show bachelorette’s fully-produced, physical-challenge-filled, stripper-pole-furnished plight and think “Amen, sister.  I feel the same way.”  But apparently, that day has come.  
    Pay attention around the 0:40 mark:  

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CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA April 29th, 2009

New press pics, shot yesterday in Brooklyn!!  That’s why my hair was so crazy in last night’s PhotoBooth sesh.

Hair:  Eric Canarick and Paul DeVito
Makeup: Asif Zaidi
Styling: Chris Garbushian for Muffin Cupcake
Photo: Vito Fun

CHEVONNE!!! April 28th, 2009

Obviously, umm….there is a big rainbow-colored elephant in the room. With a new URL.

So…I changed my name to CHEVONNE! (Relax, Government, not legally. Just for playplay.)
And, of course, with a new name comes a new look. [...]

MOVE YOUR SPONGE LIKE A SNAKE, MA April 17th, 2009

The video below is TOTALLY the new ShamWow.   Maybe even better.  Nice try, SlapChop, but you’ve just been completely pwned by…

BODY SNAKE!!!

Seven reasons why I love it:

1.  The brooding 90s alt-rock music.  ”Showering with an undersized sponge makes me feel….so….jaded.  Why do I exist?  Should I pursue a graduate degree?!”

2.  The portly, bear-hairy star [...]

OPPOR-VIEW-NITY April 16th, 2009

     Tonight I sang at Ashford and Simpson’s Sugar Bar for Open Mic Night again.  I found my girl from the other Sugar Bar-related post — her name is Damara Lynn Greene!!  Do it do it, high kicks high kicks! This evening, she was wearing a black dress covered in sparkles and some fierce [...]

MUSTO UP SOME COURAGE April 16th, 2009

    Recession special:  Joyce to the Leslie!!!  
Sorry folks, not wearin’ a bra

     My intention is definitely not to turn this into a “GAH I met celebrities!” blog, but if you are a pop-culture-obsessed person like myself, ambitions brimming with Billboard/Broadway/Hollywood dreams, wouldn’t you be just a tad excited to actually meet [...]

BAGELS AND LOCKS April 14th, 2009

…because my hair now matches the popular deli food.

Sorry, I look a little tired and rain-frizzed but I am LOVIN IT!!!  Manymany thanks to Kate from Seagull Salon.

…Just one of quite a few changes I’ll be undergoing this month.  Please come tag along on this funkystrange trip with me!

YEP, I’M EASYBREEZYBEAUTIFUL! April 13th, 2009

   Sorry for another extended gap in blog-ation.

   Three notable things I did while absent:

1.  Suzanne Bartsch Sunday party at Greenhouse.  I witnessed some deliciously tacky outfits, uberglittery makeup, and sick dance moves.  I danced on a couch for the first time!  The high-school-aged wallflower inside me was doing giddy backflips.
     Eliza Dushku showed [...]

HAPPINESS IS A CHARM GUN April 2nd, 2009

Me:  ”Justin, you are the SHIZ!!!! OMGyou’reamazing.”
Justin: (a necklace magically appears) “Thanks! Here’s an axe!!!” 
I’m never taking it off.

     Here are some pics from Tuesday night!  I went to a party at the NYC Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Annex to celebrate a new collection of the jewelry line FETTY by Justin Tranter [...]