Just when you thought suburban libraries, wine & cheese tastings, loud shorties in stilettos, and songs about spanking could not possibly go together, here we have it:
AFTER HOURS AT THE LIBRARY
Friday, March 13th
7:30 – 9:30 pm
I love the 60s swingin font on the flyer that’s been sent out; makes it seem even more “it’s so innocent it’s guilty.” Go get your Upper Saddle River library card so you can get in! 2 hours of raunch at a library is bound to create at least one ridiculously awkward moment.
Should I wear a Sexy Librarian outfit?!?
PS, my favorite cheese is Mozzarella. Havarti with dill comes in at a close second.
PPS, I doubt I could tell French wine from Franzia, but I’ll give you a full review of the library libations.
